KB Funnies (recorded by Emily)

KB mad about having to go to bed at 7:30:

"I am serious. "I am packing my suitcase and moving out. Actually, mom, you move out. I don't need a mom anymore. I am old enough to get what I want."

After fishing at the Akin's pond:

KB "caught 13 fish or maybe a 1000."

On a Sunday afternoon:

"I'm taking the second bus to New Jersey because I missed the first bus. I packed my toothbrush, Bible, water cups, more clothes, and white high heels. I'll be back in 2 weeks." (P.S. The treehouse is the New Jersey shoreline.)

One night I glance out the window and see KB sprinkling the firewood with a full jar of Emeril's Fish Rub. I open the back door and say, "K, whatcha doing?" KB looks at me like I should know that she is "seasoning the firewood." I nearly died laughing. That girl absolutely cracks me up.

KB's school was having a hat day accompanied by a hat competition among the teachers. Students where to vote on the teacher's hat they liked the best. The teacher that won would receive a paid day off. Ms. Molly's hat had a sign on it that said something to the effect "vote for Ms. Molly, so that I can have an extra day on my honeymoon." That afternoon, I asked KB, "Who did you vote for?"

She replied, "Ms. Alisha, her hat was pointy and Asian. I liked it the best."

I said, "Yep, her hat was cool."

"But I hope Ms. Molly wins so that she gets a longer honeymoon."

I asked, "Why didn't you vote for her if you want her to win?"

(uh, well, duh, mom) "We were supposed to vote for the hat we liked the best. And I liked Ms. Alisha's."

How's that for integrity!