Time Turner

I turn the time. I twist the clock.

I flip upside down; back in time tickety-tock.

It helps my grades. It helps my life.

It spins me around with all its might.

I fly back to history,

but be careful not to see me

for the danger of that could cause a catastrophe.

A little glass bottle of turning time

will make your life split in two

with a flick of a dime.

It can save more than one life

on this dark and stormy night.

It saved a magical creature

of loyalty, that’s right!

It also saved Sirius, a man of misunderstanding

who people fear on sight.

I turn the time. I twist the clock.

I flip upside down; back in time tickety-tock..

This wonderful device of power and strength will help us all if we just think.

Photo Credits: http://www.wired.com/geekmom/2012/12/geeky-gifts-that-dont-exist/ 

Tom, the Turkey

This year Tom chose to dress up as a Christmas Tree. 

So if you see a face on an ornament, know that it is Tom's. He did not think about shiny ornaments. Tom better hope Santa does not have too many presents for the kids this year. Tom, the turkey, has to be careful not to scream when an ornament goes too far. So if you see a weird tree, remember T-O-M is a Christmas Tree this year. Wink! Wink!